Food Dad Jokes

What did the baby corn say to its mom?

Where’s my popcorn?

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

How fast is milk?

It’s pasteurized before you know it.

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

We’re friends because we’re both nuts.

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho cheese.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling well.

What did Gouda say to Cheddar?

You look sharp!

What kind of nuts always have colds?

Ca Ca Cashews.

How do you fix a broken tomato?

Tomato paste

What is a vampire's favorite food?

A neck-tarine.

What kind of table can you eat?

A vegetable.

Which vegetable has the best kung fu?

Broc-lee.

Why don't we ever tell secrets at the dinner table?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!

Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!

How did you truly savor a hot dog?

With relish

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

He needed a filling

Why don't we ever tell secrets at the dinner table?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!

Why did the pepper shaker go to jail?

For a-salt with a deadly weapon

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Boo-berry pie

How did the burger propose?

With an onion ring.

I told a joke about pizza at the dinner table.
It was cheesy, but everyone loved it

Why don't oysters share their food?
They're shellfish!

I asked the lemon what it wanted for dinner
it just gave me a sour look!

Why do mushrooms make great party guests?
Because they're such fungi

Why did the baseball team hire a baker?
Because they needed a good batter

Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up

How do you make an eggroll?

You push it

How can you tell if a pig is hot?

It's bacon

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef