Famous People Dad Jokes
Which celeb is the best at fixing things?
Shawn Mendes
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Which actor never uses cutlery?
Reese Withoutaspoon
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Which rapper takes the most naps?
Jay Zzzzzzz!
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What's Robert Downey Jnr's favourite metal?
Iron, man
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Which coffee is the most famous?
Ariana Grande
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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Feyonce
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How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
He was shocked!
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Why was the Incredible Hulk so good at gardening?
He had a green thumb
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What do you call a monster with a high IQ?
Frank-Einstein
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What's Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable?
Barackolli
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What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback
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Donald Trump Jokes
Why is Trump unable to be hanged for treason?
Fake noose.
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What condition does Trump take his anti-anxiety medication for?
Hispanic attacks
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How much does it cost to keep Donald Trump alive?
One Pence.
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What is Trump's favourite TV series?
Orange is The New Black
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What is the fastest way to get Trump to change a light bulb?
Tell him Obama installed it.
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